Order 67- clone Jedi... I was happily having a long extended vacation on Ord Mantell. The Galactic Civil Wars has just heated up, it's no longer Rebel vs. Empire, it will be Jedi vs. Dark Jedi - the Empire has started the cloning of Jedi, soon this secret will get in to the hands of the Rebel. We'll see a lot of Jedi... And what the frack?! I've never been an accountant before...
And what the hack, I'm not old! You fracking dumbass Empire. I'm no longer certified to use my Heavy Lighting Rifle?! My Advanced Laser Rifle and Heavy Lighting Rifle was just sliced couple of days ago, used to have 1033 damage now it's has around 600? What the frack! They cost me 150k to have it sliced by a Master Smuggler! And what's with combat?! I can no longer target anything accurately! It's no longer a strategy involved in combat, now any trigger-happy dumb nerfherder can do it .... And why the frack can't I hunt Jedi anymore?! And why the frack can't I open my storage droids?!
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